December 2011
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TYPE YOUR NAME: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR ELBOW: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES SHUT: matthew
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR CHIN: matthewe
SLAM YOUR FACE ON THE KEYBOARD: About 3 things i was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and i didnt know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, i was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him
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we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
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wakingthegoldenwood:
“Stop fighting this,” e whispered, gently stroking a finger down the side of tumblr’s cheek. He flinched, but didn’t recoil as vehemently as e had expected, so he continued, rubbing soothing patterns onto the familiar blue skin.
“Don’t you see? We’re meant to be together.”
And maybe tumblr did see, deep down. But that didn’t stop him from glaring because it hurt, it always...
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family: do you have a boyfriend?
me: no
family: why not
me:
family:
me:
family: are you a lesbian
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GLEE Sketch - 8
luckypressure:
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I'm respecting your privacy by knocking, but...
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mirror-of-erised:
you know people really should go easier on david karp
i mean its not like he
banned links from asks
banned certain kinds of punctuation from asks
banned enter keys from asks
gave asks a word limit
limited the number of asks you can send an hour
TWICE
took away wrapped tags
gave us a new dashboard design that no one liked
has been trying unsuccessfully for months to...
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when the fanfiction you’re reading is so overwhelmingly good that you just have to switch tabs for a moment to collect yourself
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diannasoctopus replied to your post: Guess who just picked up her drunk brother, again,…
D: I’m sorry that sucks…
tanyaturnblad replied to your post: Guess who just picked up her drunk brother, again,…
I’m guessing you? And that award is so yours ;)
kendarrr replied to your post: Guess who just picked up her drunk brother, again,…
Yes, yes you should get an award.
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Guess who just picked up her drunk brother, again,
who just had a major fight with his girlfriend. And guess who then made him bacon and scrambled eggs on a toast with cheese and ketchup and brought him milk from the basement and then filled a mug for him and set it in front of him all at 3:46 am in the morning.
Oh yeah and all the while I listened to him whine about his girlfriend and how she...
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mom: why are you smiling at the computer
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rumarumi:
no please you don’t understand these fictional characters are my babies
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